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World War II postal acronyms were first used to convey messages between servicemen and their sweethearts back home. They were usually written on the back of the envelope.

Some examples:

  • S.W.A.L.K. - Sealed With A Loving Kiss. A variant is S.W.A.K. ("sealed with a kiss").
  • H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lives/Lasts And Never Dies
  • I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You or I'm Thinking About Loving You
  • F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendship Remains And Never Can End
  • B.U.R.M.A. - Be Undressed/Upstairs Ready My Angel
  • M.A.L.A.Y.A. - My Ardent Lips Await Your Arrival
  • E.G.Y.P.T. - Eager to Grab/Eagerly Groping/Grasping Your Pretty Tits
  • N.O.R.W.I.C.H. - (k)Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
  • V.E.N.I.C.E. - Very Excited Now I Caress Everywhere
  • B.O.L.T.O.P. - Better On Lips Than On Paper
  • E.N.G.L.A.N.D. - Every Naked Girl Loves A Naked Dick
  • C.A.P.S.T.A.N. - Can A Prick Stand Twice A Night
  • C.H.I.N.A. - Come Home I'm Naked Already
  • C.H.I.P. - Come Home I'm PREGNANT
  • L.O.W.E.S.T.O.F.T. - Legs Opened Wide Enter Slowly To Obtain Full Treatment.
  • E.D.I.N.B.U.R.G.H. - Erection Definitely Imminent Now Book Usual Room George Hotel.
  • R.A.D.I.O. Romance And Delight I Offer (often used with B.U.R.M.A., Be Undressed/Upstairs Ready My Angel)

There you have a piece of knowledge that you can use on Messenger, Whatsapp or Snapchat to make a good impression on your loved one 😉

Source: Wikipedia.

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